Seriously, what a way to ruin an otherwise perfect day. This is identical to a RL experience, ...except the puppy eating part. Well, maybe.

Heres the source of this [ blight ]. And if you don't know what a Shoryuken is...[ EDUCATION TIME ].

So, for you non-infidels, do you remember the first time you laid eyes on Street Fighter? Preferably an arcade machine, as those are always much more memorable. What with people crowded all around them, waiting to pounce on someone whose lost for their turn, oggling the (well then it was) amazing animation and figuring out who they'd play as.

For me, it was at a hardware store of all places. Maybe my parents orchestrated this so I wouldn't kill myself (or worse - break something) with machinery. They had a small arcade in the front with Space Harrier, some racing game no one cares about, some generic claw machines, and....Street Fighter II: The World Warrior.

Whats even more strange is the fact the arcade was actually pretty busy. But I'm sure thats because it was part of a strip that also had a Walmart and a drug store that would later sell the Sonic comic. Parents probably dumped their kids there.